karl 'eat the rich' marx

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Lynne 2018-09-09 05:13:37 +00:00
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@ -26,6 +26,7 @@ media_description = None
if random.randint(1, 4) == 2: if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
#time for some nonstandard behaviour babey #time for some nonstandard behaviour babey
choice = random.randint(1, 7) choice = random.randint(1, 7)
# choice = 69
if choice == 1: if choice == 1:
insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck", insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck",
"i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked", "i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked",
@ -45,7 +46,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
"queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist", "queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist",
"socialist", "short", "heavy", "nervous", "shy", "gamer", "femme", "butch", "socialist", "short", "heavy", "nervous", "shy", "gamer", "femme", "butch",
"futch", "soft butch", "high femme", "super feminine", "trans", "futch", "soft butch", "high femme", "super feminine", "trans",
"transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart"] "transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart", "deep voice",
"ghost", "programmer"]
compliments = ["so hot", "in right now", "the next big thing", "the best", compliments = ["so hot", "in right now", "the next big thing", "the best",
"all my wives", "so fucking gay", "epic", "literally the best thing", "all my wives", "so fucking gay", "epic", "literally the best thing",
"what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for", "what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for",
@ -78,7 +80,9 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
"cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "uwu", "shitty memes", "cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "uwu", "shitty memes",
"monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)", "monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)",
"being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes", "being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes",
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates"] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates",
"the second level in\nsonic spinball", "bitcoin memers",
"the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces"]
good = ["generating memes with imagemagick and python", "being gay", good = ["generating memes with imagemagick and python", "being gay",
"shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls", "shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls",
@ -99,15 +103,15 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
"speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "speedrunning", "decentralising the web",
"seizing the means\nof production", "karl marx", "pyotr kropotkin", "seizing the means\nof production", "karl marx", "pyotr kropotkin",
"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams", "big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams",
"lynnesbian\'s amazing ass"] "lynnesbian\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen"]
#convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg #convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg
badchoice = random.choice(bad) badchoice = random.choice(bad)
goodchoice = random.choice(good) goodchoice = random.choice(good)
subchoice = random.randint(1, 4) subchoice = random.randint(1, 5)
# subchoice = 3 # subchoice = 5
if subchoice == 1: if subchoice == 1:
#drake meme #drake meme
@ -147,6 +151,14 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
media_description = "A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. " \ media_description = "A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. " \
+ "He checks his foot, and we see that he has " \ + "He checks his foot, and we see that he has " \
+ "{} written on the sole of his shoe.".format(badchoice) + "{} written on the sole of his shoe.".format(badchoice)
elif subchoice == 5:
#karl marx quote
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/marx.jpg", "-pointsize", "70",
"-gravity", "center", "-fill", "white", "-draw",
"text 120,-200 'Fuck {}.\nI love {}!'".format(badchoice, goodchoice),
"meme.jpg"])
media_description = "A quote from Karl Marx. The quote reads: " \
+ "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
media = "meme.jpg" media = "meme.jpg"

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