diff --git a/gen.py b/gen.py index bf75db0..828371f 100644 --- a/gen.py +++ b/gen.py @@ -26,6 +26,7 @@ media_description = None if random.randint(1, 4) == 2: #time for some nonstandard behaviour babey choice = random.randint(1, 7) + # choice = 69 if choice == 1: insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck", "i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked", @@ -45,7 +46,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2: "queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist", "socialist", "short", "heavy", "nervous", "shy", "gamer", "femme", "butch", "futch", "soft butch", "high femme", "super feminine", "trans", - "transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart"] + "transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart", "deep voice", + "ghost", "programmer"] compliments = ["so hot", "in right now", "the next big thing", "the best", "all my wives", "so fucking gay", "epic", "literally the best thing", "what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for", @@ -78,7 +80,9 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2: "cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "uwu", "shitty memes", "monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)", "being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes", - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates"] + "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates", + "the second level in\nsonic spinball", "bitcoin memers", + "the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces"] good = ["generating memes with imagemagick and python", "being gay", "shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls", @@ -99,15 +103,15 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2: "speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "seizing the means\nof production", "karl marx", "pyotr kropotkin", "big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams", - "lynnesbian\'s amazing ass"] + "lynnesbian\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen"] #convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg badchoice = random.choice(bad) goodchoice = random.choice(good) - subchoice = random.randint(1, 4) - # subchoice = 3 + subchoice = random.randint(1, 5) + # subchoice = 5 if subchoice == 1: #drake meme @@ -147,6 +151,14 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2: media_description = "A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. " \ + "He checks his foot, and we see that he has " \ + "{} written on the sole of his shoe.".format(badchoice) + elif subchoice == 5: + #karl marx quote + subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/marx.jpg", "-pointsize", "70", + "-gravity", "center", "-fill", "white", "-draw", + "text 120,-200 'Fuck {}.\nI love {}!'".format(badchoice, goodchoice), + "meme.jpg"]) + media_description = "A quote from Karl Marx. The quote reads: " \ + + "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice) media = "meme.jpg" diff --git a/memes/marx.jpg b/memes/marx.jpg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d0444fe Binary files /dev/null and b/memes/marx.jpg differ