karl 'eat the rich' marx
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if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
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if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
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#time for some nonstandard behaviour babey
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#time for some nonstandard behaviour babey
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choice = random.randint(1, 7)
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choice = random.randint(1, 7)
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# choice = 69
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if choice == 1:
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if choice == 1:
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insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck",
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insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck",
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"i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked",
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"i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked",
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"queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist",
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"queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist",
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"socialist", "short", "heavy", "nervous", "shy", "gamer", "femme", "butch",
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"socialist", "short", "heavy", "nervous", "shy", "gamer", "femme", "butch",
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"futch", "soft butch", "high femme", "super feminine", "trans",
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"futch", "soft butch", "high femme", "super feminine", "trans",
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"transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart"]
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"transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart", "deep voice",
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"ghost", "programmer"]
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compliments = ["so hot", "in right now", "the next big thing", "the best",
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compliments = ["so hot", "in right now", "the next big thing", "the best",
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"all my wives", "so fucking gay", "epic", "literally the best thing",
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"all my wives", "so fucking gay", "epic", "literally the best thing",
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"what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for",
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"what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for",
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"cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "uwu", "shitty memes",
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"cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "uwu", "shitty memes",
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"monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)",
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"monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)",
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"being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes",
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"being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes",
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates"]
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates",
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"the second level in\nsonic spinball", "bitcoin memers",
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"the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces"]
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good = ["generating memes with imagemagick and python", "being gay",
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good = ["generating memes with imagemagick and python", "being gay",
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"shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls",
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"shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls",
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"speedrunning", "decentralising the web",
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"speedrunning", "decentralising the web",
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"seizing the means\nof production", "karl marx", "pyotr kropotkin",
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"seizing the means\nof production", "karl marx", "pyotr kropotkin",
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"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams",
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"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams",
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"lynnesbian\'s amazing ass"]
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"lynnesbian\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen"]
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#convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg
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#convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg
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badchoice = random.choice(bad)
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badchoice = random.choice(bad)
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goodchoice = random.choice(good)
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goodchoice = random.choice(good)
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subchoice = random.randint(1, 4)
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subchoice = random.randint(1, 5)
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# subchoice = 3
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# subchoice = 5
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if subchoice == 1:
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if subchoice == 1:
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#drake meme
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#drake meme
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media_description = "A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. " \
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media_description = "A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. " \
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+ "He checks his foot, and we see that he has " \
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+ "He checks his foot, and we see that he has " \
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+ "{} written on the sole of his shoe.".format(badchoice)
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+ "{} written on the sole of his shoe.".format(badchoice)
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elif subchoice == 5:
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#karl marx quote
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/marx.jpg", "-pointsize", "70",
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"-gravity", "center", "-fill", "white", "-draw",
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"text 120,-200 'Fuck {}.\nI love {}!'".format(badchoice, goodchoice),
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"meme.jpg"])
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media_description = "A quote from Karl Marx. The quote reads: " \
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+ "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
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media = "meme.jpg"
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media = "meme.jpg"
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