added more meam and fixed a bug
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gen.py
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@ -23,9 +23,10 @@ toot = sentence.replace("\0", "\n")
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media = None
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media_description = None
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if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
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if random.randint(1, 3) == 2:
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print("nonstandard")
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#time for some nonstandard behaviour babey
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choice = random.randint(1, 7)
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choice = random.randint(1, 15)
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# choice = 69
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if choice == 1:
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insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck",
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@ -47,20 +48,22 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
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"socialist", "short", "heavy", "nervous", "shy", "gamer", "femme", "butch",
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"futch", "soft butch", "high femme", "super feminine", "trans",
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"transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart", "deep voice",
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"ghost", "programmer"]
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"ghost", "programmer", "ace", "bi", "silly",
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"girls like @lady_dumb@dragon.garden",
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"girls like @Petra_fied@deadinsi.de", "all", "thicc", "kinky",
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"when wearning rainbow thigh high socks"]
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compliments = ["so hot", "in right now", "the next big thing", "the best",
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"all my wives", "so fucking gay", "epic", "literally the best thing",
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"what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for",
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"good praxis", "so fucking cool", "awesome and i'm jealous of them",
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"great, hit me up ;)"]
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"great, hit me up ;)", "amazing. bless them all", "heaven", "bae"]
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toot = "{} girls are {}".format(random.choice(girls),
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random.choice(compliments))
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elif choice == 3:
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#don't do this one TOO much otherwise it'll get really old
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if random.randint(1, 3) == 2:
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lesbian = "lesbian"
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toot = "".join(random.sample(lesbian, len(lesbian)))
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lesbian = "lesbian"
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toot = "".join(random.sample(lesbian, len(lesbian)))
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elif choice >= 4:
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print("IT'S MEME POSTING TIME BABY")
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#you are now entering the meme arena
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bad = ["not being a lesbian", "media transfer protocol",
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@ -110,8 +113,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
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badchoice = random.choice(bad)
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goodchoice = random.choice(good)
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subchoice = random.randint(1, 5)
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# subchoice = 5
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subchoice = random.randint(1, 6)
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# subchoice = 6
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if subchoice == 1:
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#drake meme
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@ -123,6 +126,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
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"text 100,50 '{}'".format(goodchoice),
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"-quality", "10", "meme.jpg"])
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media_description = "A Drake meme. Drake is disgusted by {}, and is pleased by {}.".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
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elif subchoice == 2:
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#new meme template
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/new-template.jpg",
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@ -132,6 +136,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
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media_description = "A strange meme. A man wears a stickynote on his " \
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+ "head, labeled \"{}\". Underneath the man, we see ".format(badchoice) \
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+ "the text \"New meme format template- thoughts?\""
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elif subchoice == 3:
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#bouncer meme
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/bouncer.jpg", "-pointsize",
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@ -141,8 +146,9 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
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"-gravity", "center", "-draw",
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"text -150,70 '{}'".format(goodchoice),
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"-quality", "10", "meme.jpg"])
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media_description = "A bouncer meme." \
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media_description = "A bouncer meme. " \
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+ "The bouncer refuses {}, and allows {}.".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
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elif subchoice == 4:
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#stepped in shit meme
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/shit.jpg", "-pointsize", "30",
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media_description = "A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. " \
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+ "He checks his foot, and we see that he has " \
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+ "{} written on the sole of his shoe.".format(badchoice)
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elif subchoice == 5:
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#karl marx quote
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/marx.jpg", "-pointsize", "70",
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@ -160,10 +167,21 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
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media_description = "A quote from Karl Marx. The quote reads: " \
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+ "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
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elif subchoice == 6:
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/brain.jpg", "-pointsize", "20",
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"-gravity", "center", "-draw",
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"text -150,-250 '{}'".format(goodchoice), "meme.jpg"])
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "meme.jpg", "-pointsize", "20",
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"-gravity", "center", "-draw",
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"text -170,30 '{}'".format(badchoice), "meme.jpg"])
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media_description="A comic. A girl's brain says {}.".format(goodchoice) \
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+ " She is unfased and says \"i love that\". The girl's brain then " \
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+ "says {}, which mortifies her.".format(badchoice)
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media = "meme.jpg"
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else:
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print ("lynne is still working on me. i'm not done quite yet!")
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toot = "lynne is still working on me. i'm not done quite yet!"
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prefixes = ["hot take:", "listen up everbody.", "dear liberal snowflakes,",
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"IMPORTANT ADMIN ACCOUNCMENT:\n", "my name's lynne and i'm here to say,",
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@ -175,21 +193,23 @@ prefixes = ["hot take:", "listen up everbody.", "dear liberal snowflakes,",
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"from now on,", "protip:", "life advice:", "take it from me,",
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"as a slime girl,", "as a robot,", "im robot and",
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"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de i have made a post for you, mistress:\n",
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"this one's for you @lady_lumb@dragon.garden\n", "good evening."]
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if random.randint(1, 10) == 3:
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"this one's for you @lady_lumb@dragon.garden\n", "good evening.",
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"i believe it was karl marx who said"]
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if random.randint(1, 3) == 3:
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#add a prefix
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if len(toot) < 500:
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#if it's already the maximum length, don't waste our time
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toot = "{} {}".format(random.choice(prefixes), toot)
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ogtoot = toot
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toot = "{} {}".format(random.choice(prefixes), ogtoot)
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while len(toot) > 500:
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#if it's too long, keep trying again
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toot = "{} {}".format(random.choice(prefixes), toot)
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toot = "{} {}".format(random.choice(prefixes), ogtoot)
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if media != None:
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#this is an image post!
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mediaID = client.media_post(media, description = media_description)
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print(mediaID)
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client.status_post(media_description, media_ids = [mediaID], visibility = "unlisted")
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print("Created media toot: " + media_description)
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else:
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client.status_post(status = toot, visibility = "unlisted")
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print("Created toot: {}".format(toot))
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