karl 'eat the rich' marx

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Lynne 2018-09-09 05:13:37 +00:00
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2 changed files with 17 additions and 5 deletions

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gen.py
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@ -26,6 +26,7 @@ media_description = None
if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
#time for some nonstandard behaviour babey
choice = random.randint(1, 7)
# choice = 69
if choice == 1:
insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck",
"i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked",
@ -45,7 +46,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
"queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist",
"socialist", "short", "heavy", "nervous", "shy", "gamer", "femme", "butch",
"futch", "soft butch", "high femme", "super feminine", "trans",
"transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart"]
"transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart", "deep voice",
"ghost", "programmer"]
compliments = ["so hot", "in right now", "the next big thing", "the best",
"all my wives", "so fucking gay", "epic", "literally the best thing",
"what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for",
@ -78,7 +80,9 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
"cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "uwu", "shitty memes",
"monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)",
"being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes",
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates"]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates",
"the second level in\nsonic spinball", "bitcoin memers",
"the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces"]
good = ["generating memes with imagemagick and python", "being gay",
"shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls",
@ -99,15 +103,15 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
"speedrunning", "decentralising the web",
"seizing the means\nof production", "karl marx", "pyotr kropotkin",
"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams",
"lynnesbian\'s amazing ass"]
"lynnesbian\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen"]
#convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg
badchoice = random.choice(bad)
goodchoice = random.choice(good)
subchoice = random.randint(1, 4)
# subchoice = 3
subchoice = random.randint(1, 5)
# subchoice = 5
if subchoice == 1:
#drake meme
@ -147,6 +151,14 @@ if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
media_description = "A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. " \
+ "He checks his foot, and we see that he has " \
+ "{} written on the sole of his shoe.".format(badchoice)
elif subchoice == 5:
#karl marx quote
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/marx.jpg", "-pointsize", "70",
"-gravity", "center", "-fill", "white", "-draw",
"text 120,-200 'Fuck {}.\nI love {}!'".format(badchoice, goodchoice),
"meme.jpg"])
media_description = "A quote from Karl Marx. The quote reads: " \
+ "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
media = "meme.jpg"

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