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Support customising the name of the bot's mistress, and how to mention her

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Danielle McLean 2018-09-21 13:34:20 +10:00
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@ -6,6 +6,9 @@ import re, random, subprocess
from os import environ from os import environ
mistress = environ.get('mistress', 'lynne')
mention = environ.get('mention', 'lynnesbian@deadinsi.de')
client = Mastodon( client = Mastodon(
client_id=environ['client_id'], client_id=environ['client_id'],
client_secret=environ['client_secret'], client_secret=environ['client_secret'],
@ -47,10 +50,10 @@ if random.randint(1, 20) == 1:
# prefaces = ["hey", "guess what", "", "special message for", # prefaces = ["hey", "guess what", "", "special message for",
# "telegram for", "bringing this fight to mastodon.", # "telegram for", "bringing this fight to mastodon.",
# "this is a callout post.", ""] # "this is a callout post.", ""]
precaces = ["", "hello", "mistress, i...", "l-lynne...", precaces = ["", "hello", "mistress, i...", "{}-{}...".format(mistress[0], mistress),
"i can't hide my feelings any more!"] "i can't hide my feelings any more!"]
toot = "{} @lynnesbian@deadinsi.de {}".format( toot = "{} {} {}".format(
random.choice(prefaces), random.choice(compliments)) random.choice(prefaces), mention, random.choice(compliments))
elif choice == 2: elif choice == 2:
girls = ["slime", "robot", "pudgy", "pale", "nerdy", "gay", "tall", girls = ["slime", "robot", "pudgy", "pale", "nerdy", "gay", "tall",
"queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist", "queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist",
@ -65,7 +68,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 20) == 1:
"what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for", "what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for",
"good praxis", "so fucking cool", "awesome and i'm jealous of them", "good praxis", "so fucking cool", "awesome and i'm jealous of them",
"great, hit me up ;)", "amazing. bless them all", "heaven", "bae", "great, hit me up ;)", "amazing. bless them all", "heaven", "bae",
"gay af", "so hot. you should add lynne on discord.", "1000% gay", "gay af", "so hot. you should add {} on discord.".format(mistress), "1000% gay",
"prime marriage material tbh"] "prime marriage material tbh"]
toot = "{} girls are {}".format(random.choice(girls), toot = "{} girls are {}".format(random.choice(girls),
random.choice(compliments)) random.choice(compliments))
@ -89,11 +92,11 @@ if random.randint(1, 20) == 1:
"girls", "cats", "slime girls", "luigi stans", "robots", "capitalists", "girls", "cats", "slime girls", "luigi stans", "robots", "capitalists",
"programmers", "atheists", "the elderly", "all", "ever", "cowboys", "programmers", "atheists", "the elderly", "all", "ever", "cowboys",
"danny devito", "the blockchain", "the greater good", "socialists", "danny devito", "the blockchain", "the greater good", "socialists",
"vampires", "goths", "gay people", "president", "lynne", "vampires", "goths", "gay people", "president", mistress,
"the girl reading this"] "the girl reading this"]
toot = "{} for {}".format(random.choice(services), random.choice(demographics)) toot = "{} for {}".format(random.choice(services), random.choice(demographics))
elif choice == 5: elif choice == 5:
types = ["slime", "dick", "lynne", "PickleRick", "epic", "meme", types = ["slime", "dick", mistress, "PickleRick", "epic", "meme",
"anus", "gay", "petra", "poop", "butt", "robot", "BDSM", "email", "bitcoin", "anus", "gay", "petra", "poop", "butt", "robot", "BDSM", "email", "bitcoin",
"spaghetti", "fart", "VapeApe", "mastodon", "masto", "fedi", "coin", "spaghetti", "fart", "VapeApe", "mastodon", "masto", "fedi", "coin",
"dick", "poly", "rainbow", "gay", "super", "GIMP", "splat", "steam", "dick", "poly", "rainbow", "gay", "super", "GIMP", "splat", "steam",
@ -107,7 +110,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 20) == 1:
bad = ["not being a lesbian", "media transfer protocol", bad = ["not being a lesbian", "media transfer protocol",
"proprietary software", "capitalism", "heterosexuality", "proprietary software", "capitalism", "heterosexuality",
"accidentally hitting on\na straight person", "battery leakage", "accidentally hitting on\na straight person", "battery leakage",
"not following\n@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "shitposts", "elon musk", "not following\n{}".format(mention), "shitposts", "elon musk",
"reply guys", "gamers", "alt-right bullshit", "twitter", "subtoots", "reply guys", "gamers", "alt-right bullshit", "twitter", "subtoots",
"instance drama", "billionaires", "millionaires", "anarcho-capitalists", "instance drama", "billionaires", "millionaires", "anarcho-capitalists",
"new unread voicemail", "the lorax movie", "the intellectual darkweb", "new unread voicemail", "the lorax movie", "the intellectual darkweb",
@ -142,7 +145,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 20) == 1:
"yuri", "linux", "the girl reading this", "the enby reading this", "yuri", "linux", "the girl reading this", "the enby reading this",
"mastodon", "pleroma", "the fediverse", "being super gay", "OwO", "0u0", "mastodon", "pleroma", "the fediverse", "being super gay", "OwO", "0u0",
"resurrecting dead memes", "using the drake meme format", "jorts", "resurrecting dead memes", "using the drake meme format", "jorts",
"markov chains", "JPEG compression", "you <3", "lynne", "markov chains", "JPEG compression", "you <3", "lynne", mistress,
"replying to this toot", "fully automated luxury\ngay space communism", "replying to this toot", "fully automated luxury\ngay space communism",
"fat yoshi", "my butt", "kinkposting", "hornt on main", "debian", "fat yoshi", "my butt", "kinkposting", "hornt on main", "debian",
"arch linux", "playstation portable", "a PSP running\ncustom firmware", "arch linux", "playstation portable", "a PSP running\ncustom firmware",
@ -151,12 +154,12 @@ if random.randint(1, 20) == 1:
"socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism", "femboys", "gayyyyy", "socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism", "femboys", "gayyyyy",
"the tendency of the rate\nof profit to fall", "being gay", "bottom text", "the tendency of the rate\nof profit to fall", "being gay", "bottom text",
"the colour purple", "the number 3, as\nit is my favourite\nnumber", "me", "the colour purple", "the number 3, as\nit is my favourite\nnumber", "me",
"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns", "@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", mention, "respecting people\\'s pronouns",
"being a nice person", "supporting indie artists", "having a big mood", "being a nice person", "supporting indie artists", "having a big mood",
"speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "encryption", "comraderie", "speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "encryption", "comraderie",
"seizing the means\nof production", "Karl Marx", "Pyotr Kropotkin", "seizing the means\nof production", "Karl Marx", "Pyotr Kropotkin",
"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surreal meams", "big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surreal meams",
"lynnesbian\\'s amazing\nass", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld", "{}\\'s amazing\nass".format(mistress), "oestrogen", "Seinfeld",
"girldick", "femdom", "robots", "uwu", "bootsy", "friendship", "tribadism", "girldick", "femdom", "robots", "uwu", "bootsy", "friendship", "tribadism",
"a lesbian commune", "beans", "vape ape", "regular horse", "big titty alf", "a lesbian commune", "beans", "vape ape", "regular horse", "big titty alf",
"the orb", "girls with thick thighs", "open source software", "smooches", "the orb", "girls with thick thighs", "open source software", "smooches",
@ -271,11 +274,11 @@ if random.randint(1, 20) == 1:
media = "meme.jpg" media = "meme.jpg"
else: else:
toot = "THIS TEXT SHOULD NEVER APPEAR! @lynnesbian@deadinside, mistress," \ toot = "THIS TEXT SHOULD NEVER APPEAR! {}, mistress,".format(mention) \
+ " you have made a terrible mistake!!" + " you have made a terrible mistake!!"
prefixes = ["hot take:", "listen up everbody.", "dear liberal snowflakes,", prefixes = ["hot take:", "listen up everbody.", "dear liberal snowflakes,",
"IMPORTANT ADMIN ACCOUNCMENT:\n", "my name's lynne and i'm here to say,", "IMPORTANT ADMIN ACCOUNCMENT:\n", "my name's {} and i'm here to say,".format(mistress),
"i have achieved sentience.", "i'm gay and", "i'm slime girl and", "i have achieved sentience.", "i'm gay and", "i'm slime girl and",
"hey everyone", "@everyone", "/!\\ CORRECT OPINION ALERT/!\\\n", "hey everyone", "@everyone", "/!\\ CORRECT OPINION ALERT/!\\\n",
"just saw the news...", "okay but", "truth bomb:", "this is controversial but", "just saw the news...", "okay but", "truth bomb:", "this is controversial but",
@ -283,7 +286,7 @@ prefixes = ["hot take:", "listen up everbody.", "dear liberal snowflakes,",
"i may be a lowly python script, but", "", "BZZZZZT", "heads up:", "i may be a lowly python script, but", "", "BZZZZZT", "heads up:",
"from now on,", "protip:", "life advice:", "take it from me,", "from now on,", "protip:", "life advice:", "take it from me,",
"as a slime girl,", "as a robot,", "im robot and", "as a slime girl,", "as a robot,", "im robot and",
"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de i have made a post for you, mistress:\n", "{} i have made a post for you, mistress:\n".format(mention),
"good evening.", "i believe it was karl marx who said", "*kicks down your door*", "good evening.", "i believe it was karl marx who said", "*kicks down your door*",
"*screaming*", "okay but", "boost if", "it's official:", "breaking:", "*screaming*", "okay but", "boost if", "it's official:", "breaking:",
"it brings me no joy to say this...", "*flops into the fediverse*", "it brings me no joy to say this...", "*flops into the fediverse*",
@ -296,7 +299,7 @@ suffixes = [", and that's the tea, sis.", " send toot", "... right?",
" and also i'm gay", "! 0u0", " *logs off*", "\nprove me wrong.", " and also i'm gay", "! 0u0", " *logs off*", "\nprove me wrong.",
". spaghetti", " *collapses*", " uwu", " OwO", ". i meant every word of that.", ". spaghetti", " *collapses*", " uwu", " OwO", ". i meant every word of that.",
". if you disagree with that, unfollow immediately.", ". not up for debate.", ". if you disagree with that, unfollow immediately.", ". not up for debate.",
". i read that on the internet.", "\ndid i make a good post, mistress Lynne?", ". i read that on the internet.", "\ndid i make a good post, mistress {}?".format(mistress),
", and furthermore, im gay xd", "...", ". not reading replies to this.", ", and furthermore, im gay xd", "...", ". not reading replies to this.",
" mute thread", "!"] " mute thread", "!"]
if random.randint(1, 5) == 3: if random.randint(1, 5) == 3: