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Lynne 2018-09-13 12:39:05 +00:00
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@ -73,7 +73,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
"microsoft employees", "transbians", "the rest of us", "dummies", "me", "microsoft employees", "transbians", "the rest of us", "dummies", "me",
"girls", "cats", "slime girls", "luigi stans", "robots", "capitalists", "girls", "cats", "slime girls", "luigi stans", "robots", "capitalists",
"programmers", "atheists", "the elderly", "all", "ever", "cowboys", "programmers", "atheists", "the elderly", "all", "ever", "cowboys",
"danny devito"] "danny devito", "the blockchain", "the greater good", "socialists",
"vampires", "goths"]
toot = "{} for {}".format(random.choice(services), random.choice(demographics)) toot = "{} for {}".format(random.choice(services), random.choice(demographics))
elif choice == 5: elif choice == 5:
types = ["slime", "dick", "lynne", "lumb", "PickleRick", "epic", "meme", types = ["slime", "dick", "lynne", "lumb", "PickleRick", "epic", "meme",
@ -81,8 +82,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
"spaghetti", "fart", "VapeApe", "mastodon", "masto", "fedi", "coin", "spaghetti", "fart", "VapeApe", "mastodon", "masto", "fedi", "coin",
"dick", "poly", "rainbow", "gay", "super", "GIMP", "splat", "steam", "dick", "poly", "rainbow", "gay", "super", "GIMP", "splat", "steam",
"apple", "dump"] "apple", "dump"]
value = random.randint(100, 10000) / 100.0 value = random.randint(100, 10000000) / 100.0
toot = "{}coin is valued at {}".format(random.choice(types), value) toot = "{}coin is valued at ${} USD".format(random.choice(types), value)
elif choice >= 6: elif choice >= 6:
print("IT'S MEME POSTING TIME BABY") print("IT'S MEME POSTING TIME BABY")
@ -103,6 +104,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
"what\\'s up gamers", "diarrhoea", "irritable bowel syndrome", "scurvy", "what\\'s up gamers", "diarrhoea", "irritable bowel syndrome", "scurvy",
"traditionalism", "clowns", "gluten allergy", "deez nuts", "traditionalism", "clowns", "gluten allergy", "deez nuts",
"cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "shitty memes", "cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "shitty memes",
"overly long text\nthat has a chance\nof not being correctly\nformatted",
"monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)", "monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)",
"being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes", "being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes",
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates", "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates",
@ -110,7 +112,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
"the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces", "neoliberalism", "the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces", "neoliberalism",
"islamophobia", "hating on bots", "farts", "EA games", "intel GPUs", "islamophobia", "hating on bots", "farts", "EA games", "intel GPUs",
"hating something because\nit's mainstream", "war", "the bourgeois", "hating something because\nit's mainstream", "war", "the bourgeois",
"eating poop", "agony", "deleting good toots", "fascism", "imperialism"] "eating poop", "agony", "deleting good toots", "fascism", "imperialism",
"extorting the poor", "the blockchain", "death", "The Straights"]
good = ["generating memes with\nimagemagick and python", "being gay", good = ["generating memes with\nimagemagick and python", "being gay",
"shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls", "shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls",
@ -123,7 +126,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
"arch linux", "playstation portable", "a PSP running\ncustom firmware", "arch linux", "playstation portable", "a PSP running\ncustom firmware",
"unicode", "writing everything in lowercase\nto seem cool and distant", "unicode", "writing everything in lowercase\nto seem cool and distant",
"love", "the fediverse", "after dark", "nudes from cuties", "anarchism", "love", "the fediverse", "after dark", "nudes from cuties", "anarchism",
"socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism", "socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism", "femboys", "gayyyyy",
"the tendency of the rate\nof profit to fall", "being gay", "bottom text", "the tendency of the rate\nof profit to fall", "being gay", "bottom text",
"the colour purple", "the number 3, as\nit is my favourite\nnumber", "me", "the colour purple", "the number 3, as\nit is my favourite\nnumber", "me",
"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns", "lumb", "@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns", "lumb",
@ -131,18 +134,17 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
"speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "encryption", "comraderie", "speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "encryption", "comraderie",
"seizing the means\nof production", "Karl Marx", "Pyotr Kropotkin", "seizing the means\nof production", "Karl Marx", "Pyotr Kropotkin",
"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams", "big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams",
"lynnesbian\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld", "lynnesbian\\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld",
"girldick", "femdom", "robots", "uwu", "bootsy", "friendship", "tribadism", "girldick", "femdom", "robots", "uwu", "bootsy", "friendship", "tribadism",
"a lesbian commune", "beans", "vape ape", "regular horse", "big titty alf", "a lesbian commune", "beans", "vape ape", "regular horse", "big titty alf",
"the orb"] "the orb", "girls with thick thighs", "open source software", "smooches",
"two factor\nauthentication", "encryption", "fmt.Sprintf()", "jorts"]
#convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg
badchoice = random.choice(bad) badchoice = random.choice(bad)
goodchoice = random.choice(good) goodchoice = random.choice(good)
subchoice = random.randint(1, 6) subchoice = random.randint(1, 7)
# subchoice = 6 # subchoice = 7
if subchoice == 1: if subchoice == 1:
#drake meme #drake meme
@ -196,6 +198,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
+ "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice) + "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
elif subchoice == 6: elif subchoice == 6:
#the brain meme (not the expanding one)
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/brain.jpg", "-pointsize", "20", subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/brain.jpg", "-pointsize", "20",
"-gravity", "center", "-draw", "-gravity", "center", "-draw",
"text -150,-250 '{}'".format(goodchoice), "meme.jpg"]) "text -150,-250 '{}'".format(goodchoice), "meme.jpg"])
@ -206,6 +209,15 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
+ " She is unfased and says \"i love that\". The girl's brain then " \ + " She is unfased and says \"i love that\". The girl's brain then " \
+ "says {}, which mortifies her.".format(badchoice) + "says {}, which mortifies her.".format(badchoice)
elif subchoice == 7:
#mussolini quote
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/mussolini.jpg", "-pointsize", "50",
"-gravity", "center", "-fill", "white", "-draw",
"text 150,-50 'You know what I love\nmore than anything?\n{}.\nIt\\'s fantastic.".format(badchoice, goodchoice),
"meme.jpg"])
media_description = "A quote from Benito Mussolini. The quote reads: " \
+ "You know what I love more than anything? {}. It's fantastic.".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
media = "meme.jpg" media = "meme.jpg"
else: else: