From 346150db341742977388bd28ad3826b8ae583cb7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Lynne Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2018 12:39:05 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] improvements --- gen.py | 34 +++++++++++++++++++++++----------- 1 file changed, 23 insertions(+), 11 deletions(-) diff --git a/gen.py b/gen.py index 28d2541..27fba93 100644 --- a/gen.py +++ b/gen.py @@ -73,7 +73,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "microsoft employees", "transbians", "the rest of us", "dummies", "me", "girls", "cats", "slime girls", "luigi stans", "robots", "capitalists", "programmers", "atheists", "the elderly", "all", "ever", "cowboys", - "danny devito"] + "danny devito", "the blockchain", "the greater good", "socialists", + "vampires", "goths"] toot = "{} for {}".format(random.choice(services), random.choice(demographics)) elif choice == 5: types = ["slime", "dick", "lynne", "lumb", "PickleRick", "epic", "meme", @@ -81,8 +82,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "spaghetti", "fart", "VapeApe", "mastodon", "masto", "fedi", "coin", "dick", "poly", "rainbow", "gay", "super", "GIMP", "splat", "steam", "apple", "dump"] - value = random.randint(100, 10000) / 100.0 - toot = "{}coin is valued at {}".format(random.choice(types), value) + value = random.randint(100, 10000000) / 100.0 + toot = "{}coin is valued at ${} USD".format(random.choice(types), value) elif choice >= 6: print("IT'S MEME POSTING TIME BABY") @@ -103,6 +104,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "what\\'s up gamers", "diarrhoea", "irritable bowel syndrome", "scurvy", "traditionalism", "clowns", "gluten allergy", "deez nuts", "cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "shitty memes", + "overly long text\nthat has a chance\nof not being correctly\nformatted", "monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)", "being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes", "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates", @@ -110,7 +112,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces", "neoliberalism", "islamophobia", "hating on bots", "farts", "EA games", "intel GPUs", "hating something because\nit's mainstream", "war", "the bourgeois", - "eating poop", "agony", "deleting good toots", "fascism", "imperialism"] + "eating poop", "agony", "deleting good toots", "fascism", "imperialism", + "extorting the poor", "the blockchain", "death", "The Straights"] good = ["generating memes with\nimagemagick and python", "being gay", "shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls", @@ -123,7 +126,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "arch linux", "playstation portable", "a PSP running\ncustom firmware", "unicode", "writing everything in lowercase\nto seem cool and distant", "love", "the fediverse", "after dark", "nudes from cuties", "anarchism", - "socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism", + "socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism", "femboys", "gayyyyy", "the tendency of the rate\nof profit to fall", "being gay", "bottom text", "the colour purple", "the number 3, as\nit is my favourite\nnumber", "me", "@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns", "lumb", @@ -131,18 +134,17 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "encryption", "comraderie", "seizing the means\nof production", "Karl Marx", "Pyotr Kropotkin", "big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams", - "lynnesbian\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld", + "lynnesbian\\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld", "girldick", "femdom", "robots", "uwu", "bootsy", "friendship", "tribadism", "a lesbian commune", "beans", "vape ape", "regular horse", "big titty alf", - "the orb"] - - #convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg + "the orb", "girls with thick thighs", "open source software", "smooches", + "two factor\nauthentication", "encryption", "fmt.Sprintf()", "jorts"] badchoice = random.choice(bad) goodchoice = random.choice(good) - subchoice = random.randint(1, 6) - # subchoice = 6 + subchoice = random.randint(1, 7) + # subchoice = 7 if subchoice == 1: #drake meme @@ -196,6 +198,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: + "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice) elif subchoice == 6: + #the brain meme (not the expanding one) subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/brain.jpg", "-pointsize", "20", "-gravity", "center", "-draw", "text -150,-250 '{}'".format(goodchoice), "meme.jpg"]) @@ -206,6 +209,15 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: + " She is unfased and says \"i love that\". The girl's brain then " \ + "says {}, which mortifies her.".format(badchoice) + elif subchoice == 7: + #mussolini quote + subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/mussolini.jpg", "-pointsize", "50", + "-gravity", "center", "-fill", "white", "-draw", + "text 150,-50 'You know what I love\nmore than anything?\n{}.\nIt\\'s fantastic.".format(badchoice, goodchoice), + "meme.jpg"]) + media_description = "A quote from Benito Mussolini. The quote reads: " \ + + "You know what I love more than anything? {}. It's fantastic.".format(badchoice, goodchoice) + media = "meme.jpg" else: