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gen.py
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gen.py
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@ -73,7 +73,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
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"microsoft employees", "transbians", "the rest of us", "dummies", "me",
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"girls", "cats", "slime girls", "luigi stans", "robots", "capitalists",
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"programmers", "atheists", "the elderly", "all", "ever", "cowboys",
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"danny devito"]
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"danny devito", "the blockchain", "the greater good", "socialists",
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"vampires", "goths"]
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toot = "{} for {}".format(random.choice(services), random.choice(demographics))
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elif choice == 5:
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types = ["slime", "dick", "lynne", "lumb", "PickleRick", "epic", "meme",
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"spaghetti", "fart", "VapeApe", "mastodon", "masto", "fedi", "coin",
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"dick", "poly", "rainbow", "gay", "super", "GIMP", "splat", "steam",
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"apple", "dump"]
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value = random.randint(100, 10000) / 100.0
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toot = "{}coin is valued at {}".format(random.choice(types), value)
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value = random.randint(100, 10000000) / 100.0
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toot = "{}coin is valued at ${} USD".format(random.choice(types), value)
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elif choice >= 6:
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print("IT'S MEME POSTING TIME BABY")
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"what\\'s up gamers", "diarrhoea", "irritable bowel syndrome", "scurvy",
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"traditionalism", "clowns", "gluten allergy", "deez nuts",
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"cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "shitty memes",
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"overly long text\nthat has a chance\nof not being correctly\nformatted",
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"monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)",
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"being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes",
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates",
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"the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces", "neoliberalism",
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"islamophobia", "hating on bots", "farts", "EA games", "intel GPUs",
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"hating something because\nit's mainstream", "war", "the bourgeois",
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"eating poop", "agony", "deleting good toots", "fascism", "imperialism"]
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"eating poop", "agony", "deleting good toots", "fascism", "imperialism",
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"extorting the poor", "the blockchain", "death", "The Straights"]
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good = ["generating memes with\nimagemagick and python", "being gay",
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"shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls",
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"arch linux", "playstation portable", "a PSP running\ncustom firmware",
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"unicode", "writing everything in lowercase\nto seem cool and distant",
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"love", "the fediverse", "after dark", "nudes from cuties", "anarchism",
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"socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism",
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"socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism", "femboys", "gayyyyy",
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"the tendency of the rate\nof profit to fall", "being gay", "bottom text",
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"the colour purple", "the number 3, as\nit is my favourite\nnumber", "me",
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"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns", "lumb",
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"speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "encryption", "comraderie",
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"seizing the means\nof production", "Karl Marx", "Pyotr Kropotkin",
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"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams",
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"lynnesbian\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld",
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"lynnesbian\\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld",
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"girldick", "femdom", "robots", "uwu", "bootsy", "friendship", "tribadism",
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"a lesbian commune", "beans", "vape ape", "regular horse", "big titty alf",
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"the orb"]
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#convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg
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"the orb", "girls with thick thighs", "open source software", "smooches",
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"two factor\nauthentication", "encryption", "fmt.Sprintf()", "jorts"]
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badchoice = random.choice(bad)
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goodchoice = random.choice(good)
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subchoice = random.randint(1, 6)
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# subchoice = 6
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subchoice = random.randint(1, 7)
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# subchoice = 7
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if subchoice == 1:
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#drake meme
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+ "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
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elif subchoice == 6:
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#the brain meme (not the expanding one)
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/brain.jpg", "-pointsize", "20",
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"-gravity", "center", "-draw",
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"text -150,-250 '{}'".format(goodchoice), "meme.jpg"])
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+ " She is unfased and says \"i love that\". The girl's brain then " \
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+ "says {}, which mortifies her.".format(badchoice)
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elif subchoice == 7:
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#mussolini quote
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/mussolini.jpg", "-pointsize", "50",
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"-gravity", "center", "-fill", "white", "-draw",
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"text 150,-50 'You know what I love\nmore than anything?\n{}.\nIt\\'s fantastic.".format(badchoice, goodchoice),
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"meme.jpg"])
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media_description = "A quote from Benito Mussolini. The quote reads: " \
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+ "You know what I love more than anything? {}. It's fantastic.".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
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media = "meme.jpg"
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else:
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