#! zsh
(( $+commands[fortune] )) || return
for say in ponysay cowsay cat; (( $+commands[$say] )) && break
[[ $say = cowsay ]] && say=(cowsay -n)
[[ $say = ponysay ]] && say=(ponysay -W $(( COLUMNS - 1 )) -b unicode)
fortune $XDG_CACHE_HOME/sav-quotes/quotes | $say