Initial commit, with only sav-quotes script

local/share/sav-quotes/format-bash-quotes.sed

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+ s/\#.*/%/
+ 1,/Add Quote \/ ModApp \/ Search /d
+ /Home \/ Latest /,$d
+ /^ *$/d;s/^ *// 

local/share/sav-quotes/format-qdb-quotes.sed

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+# first we remove indentation from the start of lines
+s/^ *//
+# Convert the quote headers to %
+1,$ s/^\#.*/%/ 
+s/Comment:/\nComment:/
+s/- \[.*//
+/\[\s\+\]/d
+1,/TodayLatestBestTopWorst/d
+/save page/,$d
+/^ *$/d

local/share/sav-quotes/format-xkcdb-quotes.sed

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+# first we remove indentation from the start of lines
+s/^ *//
+# Convert the quote headers to %
+1,$ s/^\#[0-9].*/%/ 
+# and remove the header
+/%/,$!d

local/share/sav-quotes/get-bash-quotes

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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+dir="$( cd "$( dirname "${BASH_SOURCE[0]}" )" && pwd )"
+
+links -dump http://bash.org/\?random1 | sed -f "$dir/format-bash-quotes.sed"
+exit ${PIPESTATUS[0]}

local/share/sav-quotes/get-qdb-quotes

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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+dir="$( cd "$( dirname "${BASH_SOURCE[0]}" )" && pwd )"
+
+links -dump http://www.qdb.us/random | sed -f "$dir/format-qdb-quotes.sed"
+exit ${PIPESTATUS[0]}

local/share/sav-quotes/get-whatthecommit-quotes

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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+for i in {1..5}; do
+	curl -s http://whatthecommit.com/index.txt || exit 1
+	echo "%"
+done

local/share/sav-quotes/get-xkcdb-quotes

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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+dir="$( cd "$( dirname "${BASH_SOURCE[0]}" )" && pwd )"
+
+curl http://www.xkcdb.com/\?random1 | hxnormalize -i 0 -l 99999999999 -x | hxremove br | hxselect -cs '\n%\n' 'span.quote' | hxunent
+exit ${PIPESTATUS[0]}