removed lumb
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gen.py
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gen.py
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@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
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print("nonstandard")
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#time for some nonstandard behaviour babey
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choice = random.randint(1, 12)
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# choice = 69
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choice = 69
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if choice == 1:
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insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck",
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"i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked",
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@ -48,8 +48,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
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"socialist", "short", "heavy", "nervous", "shy", "gamer", "femme", "butch",
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"futch", "soft butch", "high femme", "super feminine", "trans",
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"transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart", "deep voice",
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"ghost", "programmer", "ace", "bi", "silly",
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"@lady_lumb@dragon.garden type", "goth", "nonbinary",
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"ghost", "programmer", "ace", "bi", "silly", "goth", "nonbinary",
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"@Petra_fied@deadinsi.de type", "all", "thicc", "kinky",
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"girls in rainbow thigh high socks, omg... those"]
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compliments = ["so hot", "in right now", "the next big thing", "the best",
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@ -85,7 +84,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
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"the girl reading this"]
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toot = "{} for {}".format(random.choice(services), random.choice(demographics))
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elif choice == 5:
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types = ["slime", "dick", "lynne", "lumb", "PickleRick", "epic", "meme",
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types = ["slime", "dick", "lynne", "PickleRick", "epic", "meme",
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"anus", "gay", "petra", "poop", "butt", "robot", "BDSM", "email", "bitcoin",
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"spaghetti", "fart", "VapeApe", "mastodon", "masto", "fedi", "coin",
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"dick", "poly", "rainbow", "gay", "super", "GIMP", "splat", "steam",
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@ -101,8 +100,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
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"accidentally hitting on\na straight person", "battery leakage",
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"not following\n@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "shitposts", "elon musk",
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"reply guys", "gamers", "alt-right bullshit", "twitter", "subtoots",
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"instance drama", "billionaires", "millionaires",
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"you used to call me\non your cell phone", "the lorax movie",
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"instance drama", "billionaires", "millionaires", "anarcho-capitalists",
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"new unread voicemail", "the lorax movie", "the intellectual darkweb",
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'"ethical" capitalism', "disease, pestilence, war, famine", "ISIS",
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"citrustwee claiming\nit\\'s her birthday", "being straight",
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"pinging @everyone on\na discord with\nmore than 10 people", "brocialism",
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@ -110,7 +109,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
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"transphobia", "transmisia", "homophobia", "racism", "misogyny",
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"anti-feminism", "aphobia", "enbyphobia", "gender binary",
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"what\\'s up gamers", "diarrhoea", "irritable bowel syndrome", "scurvy",
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"traditionalism", "clowns", "gluten allergy", "deez nuts",
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"traditionalism", "clowns", "having a gluten allergy", "deez nuts",
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"cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "shitty memes",
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"\"ironic\" racism", "don\\'t ask, don\\'t tell", "quote tooting",
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"using gay as\nan insult", "calling toots \"tweets\"",
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@ -121,12 +120,12 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
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"the second level in\nsonic spinball", "bitcoin memers",
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"the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces", "neoliberalism",
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"islamophobia", "hating on bots", "farts", "EA games", "intel GPUs",
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"hating something because\nit's mainstream", "war", "the bourgeois",
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"hating something because\nit\\'s mainstream", "war", "the bourgeois",
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"eating poop", "agony", "deleting good toots", "fascism", "imperialism",
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"extorting the poor", "the blockchain", "death", "The Straights",
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"Linus Torvalds being\nan asshole for\nno reason", "chan culture",
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"not tipping well\n(if you can\nafford it)", "poop",
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"removing artist's URLs\nfrom memes"]
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"removing artist\\'s URLs\nfrom memes"]
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good = ["generating memes with\nimagemagick and python", "being gay",
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"shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls",
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@ -142,25 +141,24 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
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"socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism", "femboys", "gayyyyy",
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"the tendency of the rate\nof profit to fall", "being gay", "bottom text",
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"the colour purple", "the number 3, as\nit is my favourite\nnumber", "me",
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"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns", "lumb",
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"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns",
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"being a nice person", "supporting indie artists", "having a big mood",
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"speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "encryption", "comraderie",
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"seizing the means\nof production", "Karl Marx", "Pyotr Kropotkin",
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"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surreal meams",
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"lynnesbian\\'s amazing ass", "lady lumb", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld",
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"lynnesbian\\'s amazing\nass", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld",
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"girldick", "femdom", "robots", "uwu", "bootsy", "friendship", "tribadism",
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"a lesbian commune", "beans", "vape ape", "regular horse", "big titty alf",
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"the orb", "girls with thick thighs", "open source software", "smooches",
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"two factor\nauthentication", "encryption", "fmt.Sprintf()", "love",
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"memes that don\\'t\nmake sense", "ogg vorbis", "chiptune", "dani",
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"seasons 1-3 of\nspongebob", "big tiddy goth GF", "",
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]
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"seasons 1-3 of\nspongebob", "big tiddy goth GF", "lesbismos"]
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badchoice = random.choice(bad)
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goodchoice = random.choice(good)
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subchoice = random.randint(1, 8)
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# subchoice = 7
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# subchoice = 8
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if subchoice == 1:
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#drake meme
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@ -208,7 +206,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2:
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#karl marx quote
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/marx.jpg", "-pointsize", "70",
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"-gravity", "center", "-fill", "white", "-draw",
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"text 120,-200 'Fuck {}.\nI love {}!'".format(badchoice, goodchoice),
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"text 120,-150 'Fuck {}.\nI love {}!'".format(badchoice, goodchoice),
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"meme.jpg"])
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media_description = "A quote from Karl Marx. The quote reads: " \
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+ "Fuck {}. I love {}!".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
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elif subchoice == 8:
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#no fear / one fear
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/fear.jpg", "-pointsize", "30",
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subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/fear.jpg", "-pointsize", "25",
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"-gravity", "center", "-draw",
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"text 0,-50 '{}'".format(badchoice), "meme.jpg"])
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media_description = "A comic. A person walks by wearing a shirt that says" \
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media = "meme.jpg"
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else:
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toot = "THIS TEXT SHOULD NEVER APPEAR! @lynnesbian@deadinside mistress," \
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toot = "THIS TEXT SHOULD NEVER APPEAR! @lynnesbian@deadinside, mistress," \
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+ " you have made a terrible mistake!!"
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prefixes = ["hot take:", "listen up everbody.", "dear liberal snowflakes,",
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"from now on,", "protip:", "life advice:", "take it from me,",
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"as a slime girl,", "as a robot,", "im robot and",
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"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de i have made a post for you, mistress:\n",
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"this one's for you @lady_lumb@dragon.garden\n", "good evening.",
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"i believe it was karl marx who said", "*kicks down your door*",
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"good evening.", "i believe it was karl marx who said", "*kicks down your door*",
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"*screaming*", "okay but", "boost if", "it's official:", "breaking:",
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"it brings me no joy to say this...", "*flops into the fediverse*",
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"this is my gender:", "*slithers up to u*", "[SCREAMING LOUDLY]",
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"*in baby voice*", "#epic", "#hashtagsareforlosers", "calling all gamers.",
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"*fires gun into the air*", "@Petra_fied@deadinsi.de is cute and",
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"ummmm no sweaty.", "*cis person voice*", "*extremely white voice*"]
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suffixes = [", and that's the tea, sis.", " send toot", "... right?",
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" and also i'm gay", "! 0u0", " *logs off*", "\nprove me wrong.",
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". spaghetti", " *collapses*", " uwu", " OwO", ". i meant every word of that.",
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if media != None:
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#this is an image post!
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mediaID = client.media_post(media, description = media_description)
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client.status_post(media_description, media_ids = [mediaID], visibility = "unlisted")
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client.status_post(media_description.replace("\n", " "),
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media_ids = [mediaID], visibility = "unlisted")
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print("Created media toot: " + media_description)
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else:
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client.status_post(status = toot, visibility = "unlisted")
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