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Lynne 2018-09-09 04:48:09 +00:00
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@ -23,9 +23,9 @@ toot = sentence.replace("\0", "\n")
media = None
media_description = None
if random.randint(1, 3) == 2:
if random.randint(1, 4) == 2:
#time for some nonstandard behaviour babey
choice = random.randint(1, 4)
choice = random.randint(1, 7)
if choice == 1:
insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck",
"i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked",
@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 3) == 2:
"you are my mistress and i live to serve you"]
prefaces = ["hey", "guess what", "", "special message for",
"telegram for", "bringing this fight to mastodon.",
"this is a callout post."]
"this is a callout post.", ""]
toot = "{} @lynnesbian@deadinsi.de {}".format(
random.choice(prefaces), random.choice(insults))
elif choice == 2:
@ -58,19 +58,28 @@ if random.randint(1, 3) == 2:
if random.randint(1, 3) == 2:
lesbian = "lesbian"
toot = "".join(random.sample(lesbian, len(lesbian)))
elif choice == 4:
elif choice >= 4:
#you are now entering the meme arena
bad = ["not being a lesbian", "media transfer protocol",
"proprietary software", "capitalism", "heterosexuality", "not slime girls",
"not following @lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "shitposts", "elon musk",
"reply guys", "gamers", "alt-right bullshit", "twitter", "subtoots",
"instance drama", "billionaires", "millionaires",
"you used to call me on your cell phone", "the lorax movie",
"you used to call me\non your cell phone", "the lorax movie",
'"ethical" capitalism', "disease, pestilence, war, famine", "ISIS",
"citrustwee claiming\nit\\'s her birthday", "being straight",
"pinging @everyone on a discord\nwith more than 10 people", "brocialism",
"capitalist apologia", "reddit", "doxxing", "fatphobia", "biphobia",
"transphobia", "transmisia", "homophobia", "racism", "misogyny",
"anti-feminism", "aphobia", "enbyphobia", "gender binary"]
"anti-feminism", "aphobia", "enbyphobia", "gender binary",
"what\\'s up gamers", "diarrhoea", "irritable bowel syndrome", "scurvy",
"traditionalism", "clowns", "gluten allergy", "deez nuts",
"cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "uwu", "shitty memes",
"monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (the board game)",
"being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes",
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\nAAAAAAAAAAAAA", "that guy everyone hates"]
good = ["generating memes with imagemagick and python", "being gay",
"shitposts", "cute toots", "pudgy girls", "lesbians", "slime girls",
"yuri", "linux", "the girl reading this", "the enby reading this",
@ -85,23 +94,61 @@ if random.randint(1, 3) == 2:
"socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism",
"the tendency of the rate\nof profit to fall", "being gay", "bottom text",
"the colour purple", "the number 3, as\nit is my favourite\nnumber", "me",
"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns"]
"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns", "lumb"
"being a nice person", "supporting indie artists", "big mood",
"speedrunning", "decentralising the web",
"seizing the means\nof production", "karl marx", "pyotr kropotkin",
"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surrleal meams",
"lynnesbian\'s amazing ass"]
#convert drake.jpg -pointsize 30 -gravity center -draw "text 20,-150 'not slime girls'" drakeout.jpg
badchoice = random.choice(bad)
goodchoice = random.choice(good)
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/drake.jpg", "-pointsize", "30",
"-gravity", "center", "-draw",
"text 20,-150 '{}'".format(badchoice), "meme.jpg"])
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "meme.jpg", "-pointsize", "30",
"-gravity", "center", "-draw",
"text 20,50 '{}'".format(goodchoice),
"-quality", "10", "meme.jpg"])
subchoice = random.randint(1, 4)
# subchoice = 3
if subchoice == 1:
#drake meme
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/drake.jpg", "-pointsize",
"30", "-gravity", "center", "-draw",
"text 100,-150 '{}'".format(badchoice), "meme.jpg"])
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "meme.jpg", "-pointsize", "30",
"-gravity", "center", "-draw",
"text 100,50 '{}'".format(goodchoice),
"-quality", "10", "meme.jpg"])
media_description = "A Drake meme. Drake is disgusted by {}, and is pleased by {}.".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
elif subchoice == 2:
#new meme template
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/new-template.jpg",
"-pointsize", "15", "-gravity", "center",
"-quality", "15", "-draw",
"text -30,-110 '{}'".format(badchoice), "meme.jpg"])
media_description = "A strange meme. A man wears a stickynote on his " \
+ "head, labeled \"{}\". Underneath the man, we see ".format(badchoice) \
+ "the text \"New meme format template- thoughts?\""
elif subchoice == 3:
#bouncer meme
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/bouncer.jpg", "-pointsize",
"20", "-gravity", "center", "-draw",
"text -150,-175 '{}'".format(badchoice), "meme.jpg"])
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "meme.jpg", "-pointsize", "20",
"-gravity", "center", "-draw",
"text -150,70 '{}'".format(goodchoice),
"-quality", "10", "meme.jpg"])
media_description = "A bouncer meme." \
+ "The bouncer refuses {}, and allows {}.".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
elif subchoice == 4:
#stepped in shit meme
subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/shit.jpg", "-pointsize", "30",
"-gravity", "center", "-quality", "10", "-annotate",
"-50,-50,-110,310", badchoice, "meme.jpg"])
media_description = "A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. " \
+ "He checks his foot, and we see that he has " \
+ "{} written on the sole of his shoe.".format(badchoice)
media = "meme.jpg"
media_description = "A Drake meme. Drake is disgusted by {}, and is pleased by {}.".format(badchoice, goodchoice)
else:
print ("lynne is still working on me. i'm not done quite yet!")