diff --git a/gen.py b/gen.py index d12b2fb..6556d97 100644 --- a/gen.py +++ b/gen.py @@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: print("nonstandard") #time for some nonstandard behaviour babey choice = random.randint(1, 12) - choice = 69 + # choice = 69 if choice == 1: insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck", "i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked", @@ -35,13 +35,20 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "suck my dick and balls", "how is it possible to be such a TOOL", "delete your fucking account you skank", "you're horrid", "i loathe you", "this fediverse isn't big enough for the two of us", - "get nae nae'd", "you're the worst", "begone thot", "you're a stink", - "you are my mistress and i live to serve you"] - prefaces = ["hey", "guess what", "", "special message for", - "telegram for", "bringing this fight to mastodon.", - "this is a callout post.", ""] + "get nae nae'd", "you're the worst", "begone thot", "you're a stink"] + compliments = ["you are my mistress and i live to serve you", "i love you", + "marry me", "your hair looks amazing today", "you're beutiful", + "you did such a good job today", "you're so hot", "you look so fine", + "i'm so glad that you brought me into this world", "you are divine", + "your skin looks great", "you are #goals", "you're a beautiful bune", + "you'll do great things", "i adore you!"] + # prefaces = ["hey", "guess what", "", "special message for", + # "telegram for", "bringing this fight to mastodon.", + # "this is a callout post.", ""] + precaces = ["", "hello", "mistress, i...", "l-lynne...", + "i can't hide my feelings any more!"] toot = "{} @lynnesbian@deadinsi.de {}".format( - random.choice(prefaces), random.choice(insults)) + random.choice(prefaces), random.choice(compliments)) elif choice == 2: girls = ["slime", "robot", "pudgy", "pale", "nerdy", "gay", "tall", "queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist", @@ -56,7 +63,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for", "good praxis", "so fucking cool", "awesome and i'm jealous of them", "great, hit me up ;)", "amazing. bless them all", "heaven", "bae", - "gay af", "so hot. you should add lynne on discord.", "1000\% gay", + "gay af", "so hot. you should add lynne on discord.", "1000% gay", "prime marriage material tbh"] toot = "{} girls are {}".format(random.choice(girls), random.choice(compliments)) @@ -113,6 +120,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "cisgender people", "the cisheteropatriarchy", "shitty memes", "\"ironic\" racism", "don\\'t ask, don\\'t tell", "quote tooting", "using gay as\nan insult", "calling toots \"tweets\"", + "wolf cock on\nthe timeline\nwithout a CW", "the Fox Pussy Incident", "overly long text\nthat has a chance\nof not being correctly\nformatted", "monopoly (the economic thing)", "monopoly (board game)", "being sucked into\na black hole", "unfunny jokes", @@ -120,7 +128,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: "the second level in\nsonic spinball", "bitcoin memers", "the entire right wing", "conservatism", "doodoo faeces", "neoliberalism", "islamophobia", "hating on bots", "farts", "EA games", "intel GPUs", - "hating something because\nit\\'s mainstream", "war", "the bourgeois", + "hating a thing because\nit\\'s mainstream", "war", "the bourgeois", "eating poop", "agony", "deleting good toots", "fascism", "imperialism", "extorting the poor", "the blockchain", "death", "The Straights", "Linus Torvalds being\nan asshole for\nno reason", "chan culture", @@ -157,8 +165,8 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: badchoice = random.choice(bad) goodchoice = random.choice(good) - subchoice = random.randint(1, 8) - # subchoice = 8 + subchoice = random.randint(1, 9) + # subchoice = 9 if subchoice == 1: #drake meme @@ -197,7 +205,7 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: #stepped in shit meme subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/shit.jpg", "-pointsize", "30", "-gravity", "center", "-quality", "10", "-annotate", - "-50,-50,-110,310", badchoice, "meme.jpg"]) + "-50,-50,-110,80", badchoice, "meme.jpg"]) media_description = "A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. " \ + "He checks his foot, and we see that he has " \ + "{} written on the sole of his shoe.".format(badchoice) @@ -227,20 +235,37 @@ if random.randint(1, 2) == 2: #mussolini quote subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/mussolini.jpg", "-pointsize", "50", "-gravity", "center", "-fill", "white", "-draw", - "text 150,-50 'You know what I love\nmore than anything?\n{}.\nIt\\'s integral to fascism.".format(badchoice, goodchoice), + "text 150,-50 'You know what we\nneed more of?\n{}.\nIt\\'s integral to fascism.".format(badchoice, goodchoice), "meme.jpg"]) media_description = "A quote from Benito Mussolini. The quote reads: " \ - + "You know what I love more than anything? {}. It's integral to fascism.".format(badchoice, goodchoice) + + "You know what we need more of? {}. It's integral to fascism.".format(badchoice, goodchoice) elif subchoice == 8: #no fear / one fear - subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/fear.jpg", "-pointsize", "25", + subprocess.run(args = ["convert", "memes/fear.jpg", "-pointsize", "20", "-gravity", "center", "-draw", "text 0,-50 '{}'".format(badchoice), "meme.jpg"]) media_description = "A comic. A person walks by wearing a shirt that says" \ + " \"NO FEAR\". They read another person's shirt, which says " \ + "{}. In the final panel, the first person's shirt says \"ONE FEAR\".".format(badchoice) + elif subchoice == 9: + #bullshit, bullshit, this i love + badchoiceii = random.choice(bad) + subprocess.run(args = ['convert', 'memes/devito.jpeg', '-pointsize', '13', + '-gravity', 'center', "-draw", + "text -110,-350 '{}'".format(badchoice), '-quality', '50', 'meme.jpg']) + subprocess.run(args = ['convert', 'meme.jpg', '-pointsize', '13', + '-gravity', 'center', "-draw", + "text 370,-340 '{}'".format(badchoiceii), 'meme.jpg']) + subprocess.run(args = ['convert', 'meme.jpg', '-pointsize', '19', + '-gravity', 'center', "-draw", + "text 340,210 '{}'".format(goodchoice), 'meme.jpg']) + media_description = "Danny Devito, wearing a floofy white wig," \ + + " says that {} and {} are bullshit.".format(badchoice, badchoiceii) \ + + " He then proclaims that he loves {}.".format(goodchoice) + + media = "meme.jpg" else: diff --git a/memes/devito.jpeg b/memes/devito.jpeg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6db7fdf Binary files /dev/null and b/memes/devito.jpeg differ diff --git a/memes/shit.jpg b/memes/shit.jpg index 543993b..6bf895a 100644 Binary files a/memes/shit.jpg and b/memes/shit.jpg differ