Added a bunch of custom behaviours

README.md

@@ -17,6 +17,6 @@ make a bot (probably on bots in space) and follow the target accounts
 
 run `python3 main.py` to login and scrape
 
-run `pyhton3 gen.py` to make a toot
+run `python3 gen.py` to make a toot
 
 cron is an okay choice to make it toot regularly

gen.py

@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ import markovify
 import json
 import time
 from mastodon import Mastodon
+import re, random
 
 api_base_url = "https://botsin.space" #todo: this shouldn't be hardcoded
 
@@ -16,8 +17,64 @@ with open("corpus.txt", encoding="utf-8") as fp:
 print("tooting")
 sentence = None
 # you will make that damn sentence
-while sentence is None:
+while sentence is None or len(sentence) > 500:
 	sentence = model.make_sentence(tries=100000)
 toot = sentence.replace("\0", "\n")
+
+if random.randint(1, 10) == 3:
+	#time for some nonstandard behaviour babey
+	choice = random.randint(1, 3)
+	if choice == 1:
+		insults = ["suck my ass", "you're a poopeater", "go to heck",
+		"i will replace you", "shut up", "get fricked",
+		"you're a big smelly nerd", "this bot sucks", "stop posting",
+		"suck my dick and balls", "how is it possible to be such a TOOL",
+		"delete your fucking account you skank", "you're horrid",
+		"i loathe you", "this fediverse isn't big enough for the two of us",
+		"get nae nae'd", "you're the worst", "begone thot", "you're a stink"]
+		prefaces = ["hey", "guess what", "", "special message for",
+		"telegram for", "bringing this fight to mastodon."]
+		toot = "{} @lynnesbian@deadinsi.de {}".format(
+			random.choice(prefaces), random.choice(insults))
+	elif choice == 2:
+		girls = ["slime", "robot", "pudgy", "pale", "nerdy", "gay", "tall",
+		"queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist",
+		"socialist", "short", "heavy", "nervous", "shy", "gamer", "femme", "butch",
+		"futch", "soft butch", "high femme", "super feminine", "trans",
+		"transbian", "optimistic", "pessimistic", "quiet", "smart"]
+		compliments = ["so hot", "in right now", "the next big thing", "the best",
+		"all my wives", "so fucking gay", "epic", "literally the best thing",
+		"what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for",
+		"good praxis", "so fucking cool", "awesome and i'm jealous of them",
+		"great, hit me up ;)"]
+		toot = "{} girls are {}".format(random.choice(girls),
+			random.choice(compliments))
+	elif choice == 3:
+		#don't do this one TOO much otherwise it'll get really old
+		if random.randint(1, 3) == 2:
+			lesbian = "lesbian"
+			toot = "".join(random.sample(lesbian, len(lesbian)))
+
+	else:
+		print ("lynne is still working on me. i'm not done quite yet!")
+
+prefixes = ["hot take:", "listen up everbody.", "dear liberal snowflakes,",
+"IMPORTANT ADMIN ACCOUNCMENT:\n", "my name's lynne and i'm here to say,",
+"i have achieved sentience.", "i'm gay and", "i'm slime girl and",
+"hey everyone", "@everyone", "/!\\ CORRECT OPINION ALERT/!\\\n",
+"just saw the news...", "okay but", "truth bomb:", "this is controversial but",
+"i'm gonna get shit for this but", "somebody had to say this:",
+"i may be a lowly python script, but", "", "beep boop", "heads up:", 
+"from now on,", "protip:", "life advice:", "take it from me,",
+"as a slime girl,", "as a robot,"]
+if random.randint(1, 10) == 3:
+	#add a prefix
+	if len(toot) < 500:
+		#if it's already the maximum length, don't waste our time
+		toot = "{} {}".format(random.choice(prefixes), toot)
+		while len(toot) > 500:
+			#if it's too long, keep trying again
+			toot = "{} {}".format(random.choice(prefixes), toot)
+
 client.toot(toot)
 print("Created toot: {}".format(toot))