Support customising the name of the bot's mistress, and how to mention her
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gen.py
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@ -6,6 +6,9 @@ import re, random, subprocess
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from os import environ
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mistress = environ.get('mistress', 'lynne')
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mention = environ.get('mention', 'lynnesbian@deadinsi.de')
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client = Mastodon(
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client_id=environ['client_id'],
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client_secret=environ['client_secret'],
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@ -47,10 +50,10 @@ if random.randint(1, 20) == 1:
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# prefaces = ["hey", "guess what", "", "special message for",
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# "telegram for", "bringing this fight to mastodon.",
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# "this is a callout post.", ""]
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precaces = ["", "hello", "mistress, i...", "l-lynne...",
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precaces = ["", "hello", "mistress, i...", "{}-{}...".format(mistress[0], mistress),
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"i can't hide my feelings any more!"]
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toot = "{} @lynnesbian@deadinsi.de {}".format(
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random.choice(prefaces), random.choice(compliments))
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toot = "{} {} {}".format(
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random.choice(prefaces), mention, random.choice(compliments))
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elif choice == 2:
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girls = ["slime", "robot", "pudgy", "pale", "nerdy", "gay", "tall",
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"queer", "my kind of", "sapphic", "linux", "anime", "woke", "anarchist",
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"what i wake up for", "why i'm a lesbian", "worth fighting for",
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"good praxis", "so fucking cool", "awesome and i'm jealous of them",
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"great, hit me up ;)", "amazing. bless them all", "heaven", "bae",
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"gay af", "so hot. you should add lynne on discord.", "1000% gay",
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"gay af", "so hot. you should add {} on discord.".format(mistress), "1000% gay",
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"prime marriage material tbh"]
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toot = "{} girls are {}".format(random.choice(girls),
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random.choice(compliments))
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@ -89,11 +92,11 @@ if random.randint(1, 20) == 1:
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"girls", "cats", "slime girls", "luigi stans", "robots", "capitalists",
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"programmers", "atheists", "the elderly", "all", "ever", "cowboys",
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"danny devito", "the blockchain", "the greater good", "socialists",
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"vampires", "goths", "gay people", "president", "lynne",
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"vampires", "goths", "gay people", "president", mistress,
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"the girl reading this"]
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toot = "{} for {}".format(random.choice(services), random.choice(demographics))
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elif choice == 5:
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types = ["slime", "dick", "lynne", "PickleRick", "epic", "meme",
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types = ["slime", "dick", mistress, "PickleRick", "epic", "meme",
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"anus", "gay", "petra", "poop", "butt", "robot", "BDSM", "email", "bitcoin",
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"spaghetti", "fart", "VapeApe", "mastodon", "masto", "fedi", "coin",
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"dick", "poly", "rainbow", "gay", "super", "GIMP", "splat", "steam",
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bad = ["not being a lesbian", "media transfer protocol",
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"proprietary software", "capitalism", "heterosexuality",
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"accidentally hitting on\na straight person", "battery leakage",
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"not following\n@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "shitposts", "elon musk",
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"not following\n{}".format(mention), "shitposts", "elon musk",
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"reply guys", "gamers", "alt-right bullshit", "twitter", "subtoots",
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"instance drama", "billionaires", "millionaires", "anarcho-capitalists",
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"new unread voicemail", "the lorax movie", "the intellectual darkweb",
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"yuri", "linux", "the girl reading this", "the enby reading this",
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"mastodon", "pleroma", "the fediverse", "being super gay", "OwO", "0u0",
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"resurrecting dead memes", "using the drake meme format", "jorts",
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"markov chains", "JPEG compression", "you <3", "lynne",
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"markov chains", "JPEG compression", "you <3", "lynne", mistress,
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"replying to this toot", "fully automated luxury\ngay space communism",
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"fat yoshi", "my butt", "kinkposting", "hornt on main", "debian",
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"arch linux", "playstation portable", "a PSP running\ncustom firmware",
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"socialism", "staying woke", "intersectionalism", "femboys", "gayyyyy",
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"the tendency of the rate\nof profit to fall", "being gay", "bottom text",
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"the colour purple", "the number 3, as\nit is my favourite\nnumber", "me",
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"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", "respecting people\\'s pronouns",
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"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de", mention, "respecting people\\'s pronouns",
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"being a nice person", "supporting indie artists", "having a big mood",
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"speedrunning", "decentralising the web", "encryption", "comraderie",
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"seizing the means\nof production", "Karl Marx", "Pyotr Kropotkin",
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"big dick energy", "smol dick energy", "surreal meams",
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"lynnesbian\\'s amazing\nass", "oestrogen", "Seinfeld",
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"{}\\'s amazing\nass".format(mistress), "oestrogen", "Seinfeld",
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"girldick", "femdom", "robots", "uwu", "bootsy", "friendship", "tribadism",
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"a lesbian commune", "beans", "vape ape", "regular horse", "big titty alf",
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"the orb", "girls with thick thighs", "open source software", "smooches",
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media = "meme.jpg"
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else:
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toot = "THIS TEXT SHOULD NEVER APPEAR! @lynnesbian@deadinside, mistress," \
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toot = "THIS TEXT SHOULD NEVER APPEAR! {}, mistress,".format(mention) \
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+ " you have made a terrible mistake!!"
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prefixes = ["hot take:", "listen up everbody.", "dear liberal snowflakes,",
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"IMPORTANT ADMIN ACCOUNCMENT:\n", "my name's lynne and i'm here to say,",
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"IMPORTANT ADMIN ACCOUNCMENT:\n", "my name's {} and i'm here to say,".format(mistress),
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"i have achieved sentience.", "i'm gay and", "i'm slime girl and",
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"hey everyone", "@everyone", "/!\\ CORRECT OPINION ALERT/!\\\n",
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"just saw the news...", "okay but", "truth bomb:", "this is controversial but",
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"i may be a lowly python script, but", "", "BZZZZZT", "heads up:",
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"from now on,", "protip:", "life advice:", "take it from me,",
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"as a slime girl,", "as a robot,", "im robot and",
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"@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de i have made a post for you, mistress:\n",
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"{} i have made a post for you, mistress:\n".format(mention),
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"good evening.", "i believe it was karl marx who said", "*kicks down your door*",
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"*screaming*", "okay but", "boost if", "it's official:", "breaking:",
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"it brings me no joy to say this...", "*flops into the fediverse*",
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" and also i'm gay", "! 0u0", " *logs off*", "\nprove me wrong.",
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". spaghetti", " *collapses*", " uwu", " OwO", ". i meant every word of that.",
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". if you disagree with that, unfollow immediately.", ". not up for debate.",
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". i read that on the internet.", "\ndid i make a good post, mistress Lynne?",
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". i read that on the internet.", "\ndid i make a good post, mistress {}?".format(mistress),
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", and furthermore, im gay xd", "...", ". not reading replies to this.",
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" mute thread", "!"]
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if random.randint(1, 5) == 3:
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